Life is good for Jacob Aykroyd. Not only is he the only person in the history of his family to be promoted to gaffer, he is also the youngest. He can’t even walk down the streets of Halifax without being showered in pasties and birds. However his world is soon brought crashing down and he is thrust into a life of intrigue and imminent destruction where he must fight to save the British Empire from the evil Thaddeus Blunt. Hold onto your pants because the elasticated terror is upon us.

Contains rude words and not rude words.

Prepared in an environment where nuts are handled.

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SEVENTEEN

Take off your clothes and pull up a beanbag. It’s time for a slightly shorter than usual episode of Brainjam. Have you ever thought about Jesus, home insurance, monkey gland treatment or fingers? You have! Why don’t you but a new hat? You’ll look lovely in a new hat, you will.

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SIXTEEN

Gather close for I’ll tell ye a story of horror, intrigue and genital yearning. But first listen to the latest episode of The Brainjam Podcast. It’s good for what ails thee.

The podcast was written and performed by Andrew Wilson, Lisa Goddard, Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow

The Brainjam theme music was written by Aaron Cahill.

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FIFTEEN

Once upon a time, in a land ludicrously far away, dwelt a podcast that lived happily ever after. We’re a bit worried about it to be honest. Screw that podcast! Here’s a new episode of Brainjam; replete with old radio references, Eastenders confusion and somebody dropping a sea bum.

The podcast was written and performed by Andrew Wilson, Lisa Goddard, Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow

The Brainjam theme music was written by Aaron Cahill.


www.brainjam.co.uk

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A valuable Faberge dildo has gone missing from the Countess of Morcar’s hotel room. Can Holmes and Watson discover who stole it and save an innocent man from prison in time for Christmas day?

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