Life is good for Jacob Aykroyd. Not only is he the only person in the history of his family to be promoted to gaffer, he is also the youngest. He can’t even walk down the streets of Halifax without being showered in pasties and birds. However his world is soon brought crashing down and he is thrust into a life of intrigue and imminent destruction where he must fight to save the British Empire from the evil Thaddeus Blunt. Hold onto your pants because the elasticated terror is upon us.
Contains rude words and not rude words.
Prepared in an environment where nuts are handled.
Take off your clothes and pull up a beanbag. It’s time for a slightly shorter than usual episode of Brainjam. Have you ever thought about Jesus, home insurance, monkey gland treatment or fingers? You have! Why don’t you but a new hat? You’ll look lovely in a new hat, you will.
Gather close for I’ll tell ye a story of horror, intrigue and genital yearning. But first listen to the latest episode of The Brainjam Podcast. It’s good for what ails thee.
The podcast was written and performed by Andrew Wilson, Lisa Goddard, Martin Wolfenden and Tom Stringfellow
The Brainjam theme music was written by Aaron Cahill.