News Bursts

Boris Johnson arrested after punching a police officer while shouting ‘Brexit is made of rubber and can’t be smashed’. His family have been informed.



Flares are the new tobacco, according to a new report by the British Menswear Association.




Two bottles of whisky a day is good for you, or so says the screaming pig faced leprechaun in my head. MAKE IT STOP!




The BBC have stopped all regular programming to show back to back episodes of Mock the QI Fuckwump.






The Pope is to visit the toilet for the first time in a hundred years.




Hatherleigh man bursts mother during a frightening hat incident.




Micklemas is coming back and this time it’s Christmas.




Kiss me you bitch!




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Bless us Father for we have sinned. It has been seventeen years since our last confession.

Yes the old Brainjam format is back and this time it is written by middle aged people who aught to know better.

To prove it I have had to get up from my desk three times for a piss while writing this.

I dodn't make it the lavatory the last time. I'm sitting in a pool of my own doings. Isn't that just like Brexit?

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