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Boris Johnson arrested after punching a police officer while shouting ‘Brexit is made of rubber and can’t be smashed’. His family have been informed.

Flares are the new tobacco, according to a new report by the British Menswear Association.

Two bottles of whisky a day is good for you, or so says the screaming pig faced leprechaun in my head. MAKE IT STOP!

The BBC have stopped all regular programming to show back to back episodes of Mock the QI Fuckwump.

The Pope is to visit the toilet for the first time in a hundred years.

Hatherleigh man bursts mother during a frightening hat incident.

Micklemas is coming back and this time it’s Christmas.

Kiss me you bitch!